Every time I open up Facebook, there he is. Mr. Punny. Mr. "do Amazons swing Broad Swords?"
He's stupid, pseudo-intelligent, and a waste of my newsfeed space. I hope he realizes that all those LOL's and ROFL's aren't people really laughing. Unfortunately, there's plenty of those folks to fuel his humorous flames.
Maybe I'm jealous that his cheap kindergarten jokes can garner more attention than my reasoned questions posted out to the public. Maybe I've got some sort of inferiority complex going on. But dammit, is it really necessary or fair for one guy to make the world facepalm and groan every time he updates his status?
To said Pun-master: Please stop and think about the rest of us before you throw up some more ornate word vomit next to your super-serious portrait online. If you want an image of your face to always be associated with "I'm giving up giving up for Lent, but that means I still gave something up," great. But honestly, do you want the only thing all your foreign friends and distant family knows you for to be really bad one-liners? Do you?
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